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thats-slightly-raven:

feistie:

thats-slightly-raven:

I JUST BURNT MY HAND ON MY LAMP TRYING TO TURN IT OFF LAMPS SHOULD NOT BE HOT ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THIRD DEGREE BURNS THIS IS BULLSHIT.

maybe if you’d go outside and used natural sunlight instead of running your lamp for 13 hours straight, this wouldn’t happen :)

OH I’M SORRY IT’S 3:38AM LET ME JUST WAKE UP THE SUN SO I CAN SIT OUTSIDE WITH MY SKINLESS BURNT HAND AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF NATURAL DAYLIGHT.

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rupindah:

I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care

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cool-dad-on-the-internet: I hope in millions of years time, this is the last photo that remains of the human race and that aliens base the anatomy of people from this.
pulitzerprincess: looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year 

thethrillofit:

im a BIT of a history nerd *puts a hand on my hip, puts on my glasses, cracks open an encyclopedia* did you know obama is the president 

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soulfisting: soulfisting: soulfisting: soulfisting: GURRLLL, GURRLL I’M SRS!! MHMMMMM. AH KNOW, AH KNOW! I TELL HIM, I KNOW I TELL HIM DON’ JUMP IN THA PIT SAM, DON’ YOU DARE BOI AN’ WHAT DOES ‘E GO DO? I SWEAR TA JESUS, DEM BOIS ARE GONNA BE THA DEATH O’ ME HUN YOU’RE PREACHIN’ TO THA CHOIR! DEM BOIS ARE STUPIDER THAN AH BOX O’ DEMONS. I HEAR YA, I HEAR YA! GUESS WE GON’ HAVE TA SAVE THA SORRY ASSES! MMMMHMMM. I TELL DEAN, YOU BES’ NOT GO FIGHT LUCI AN’ HE JUS’ DON’ LISTEN!  YOU GUYS BE SRS?! YOU GON BE KILLED, I’M TELLIN’ YA! LUCI IS A’ EVIL MOTHAFUCKA AN’ WILL RIP YO WEAVE OU’ BEFORE YOU CAN HOLLA! I’M TELLIN’ YA! WHATEVA, WHATEVA, I AIN’T BRINGIN’ YA’LL BACK TA THA LIVIN’ IF YA GET YO ASS DEAD. I think I have the wrong number.